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#76

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Stiti care e cantecul preferat a lui Ossama ben Laden?
R: It Wasn't Me

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#77

Yomi_boy
Darkness Novice
Din: Lumea de Apoi
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De ce arunca tot timpul Bula ceasul pe fereastra?
Ca sa vada cum zboara timpul.

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#78

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Ce reprezinta burta la barbati?
-Un monument ridicat
in cinstea "eroului cazut".
-HA,HA,HA!

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#79

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Ce e un punct negru intre doua puncte albe?
Un purice cu vata in urechi.

Ce e un punct negru intre trei puncte albe?
O puricica pe stop cu vata in urechi.

Ce e mic verde traieste la 2m sub pamant si mananca pietre?
Micul verde, care traieste la 2m sub pamant.

Daca facem o groapa pana in partea cealalta a Pamantului si dam drumul unei pietre in ea unde se opreste piatra?
La 2m c-o mananca micul verde, care traieste la 2m sub pamant.

De ce stau gainile pe gard?
Sa le vada cocosii copanele.

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#80

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Cum impusti un elefant albastru?
R)Il impushti cu o pusca de impuscat elefanti albastri.
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Cum impusti un elefant rosu?
R)Il strangi de gat pana se face albastru, dupa care il impusti cu o pusca de impuscat elefanti albastri.
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De ce nu se circula prin jungla intre orele 7 AM si 5 PM?
R)Pt ca se parasuteaza elefanti.
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De ce sunt crocodilii asa de plati?
R)Nu au respectat orarul.
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De ce baga strutii capul in nisip?
R)Cauta elefantii carora nu li s-a deschis parashuta.

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#81

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

-ce face o vampiroaica singura in desert?
-asteapta sa-i vina ciclul

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#82

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

cate zodii sunt?
12
acum sunt 11,ca GEMENII au cazut.

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#83

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

De ce sunt cautate in aceasta perioada liniile americane aeriene??
Deoarece te lasa direct la birou!!

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#84

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Do you know what FUCK means?
F-flower in love with you
U-unhappy when you are away
C-care for you
K-kiss you
That's why i wanna FUCK you every day!!!

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#85

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Alex:-Ce merge pe sub pamant, si incepe cu O ?
Radu:-Nu stiu.
A:-O rama.Ce merge pe sub pamant si incepe cu D ?
R:-Nu stiu.
A:-Doua rame.-Ce merge pe sub pamant si incepe cu T ?
R:-Trei rame.
A:-Nu !Tot o rama.

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#86

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Stiti care este armamentul armatei romane?
R:
-sabie cu luneta
-topor cu amortizor
-parasuta cu remorca

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#87

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

-Sti bancul cu visine?R:-Visine sugi p**a.
-Dar ala cu ciresele?
Ghiceste.....
R:-Cirese n-avem, dar visine sugi p**a.

))

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#88

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Cum iese un negru dupa ce-l arunci in Marea Rosie?
??????????????
Ud
Si daca-l mai arunci odata?
nervos

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#89

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Un pitic mergea prin padure.Deodata se intalneste cu un pitic-pitic.Si merg impreuna mai departe. Apoi ei se intalnesc cu un pitic-pitic-pitic.Si toti merg mai departe .La un moment dat ei se intalnesc cu un urias.Merg ei ce merg si se intalnesc cu un urias-urias.Merg toti mai departe si intalnesc cu un urias-urias-urias.Si merg toti impreuna , cand intalnesc un pod. Toti trec podul numai uras-urias-urias nu trece.Stii de ce ?
-...
-Pentru ca avea adidasi romanesti

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#90

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Ce se intampla daca:
Am aduna toti pomii din lume ???
Am face cel mai mare pom din lume
Dar daca am aduna toate joagarele din lume?
Am face cel mai mare joagar din lume
Si daca am uni toate apele din lume ?
Am face cea mai mare apa din lume !!
Si daca am taia cu cel mai mare joagar din lume cel mai mare pom din lume si ar cadea in cea mai mare apa din lume ??!!??
Ce am obtine ???
Cel mai mare FLEOSC din lume

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#91

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

-Care-i diferenta intre femei si barbati?intreaba bula
-Ce nr poarta taica-tau la picior?raspunde strula.
-42.
-Dar maica-ta?
-36.
-Pai,vezi,asta-i diferenta:intre picioare

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#92

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Daca ai visa ca te afli intr-o prapastie si un barbat ti-ar spune ca te salveaza daca ii s...i p..a ce ai face?
Eu stii ce-as face?
M-as trezi,ca doar am visat,nu?

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#93

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

cati elefanti incap intr-un trabant?
?????
patru:doi in fata doi in spate

cum ne dam seama ca sunt intr-o biserica patru elefanti?
?????
ca vezi trabantul parcat la poarta!!
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#94

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

(banc de pe vremea lui Ceausescu)
- Care este bautura favorita a Rusilor?
- Vodka.
- De ce nu secara?
- Care este bautura favorita a americanilor?
- Whisky.
- De ce nu vin?

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#95

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Eva culegea flori de nu ma uita in gradina raiului.... la un moment dat il intreaba pe Adam:
-Adam, tu ma iubesti pe mine, doar pe mine si numai pe mine?
Adam raspunde:
-Pe cine altcineva?!!!

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#96

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

-ce e alb cu dungi negre si rosu peste tot?
-????
-o zebra in calduri.

-ce e alb cu dungi negre si verde peste tot?
????
-o zebra geloasa.

-ce e alb cu negru si locuieste in Sahara?
???????
-un pinguin ratacit.

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#97

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Ce este ceva negru intr-un picior ?
Un negru invalid
-Dar ceva negru in doua picioare ?
Doi negri invalizi (sau un negru valid) .
-Dar ceva negru in trei picioare ?
Un pian.(sau trei negri invalizi plus oricare combinatii)

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#98

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

stiti ce este un punct mic negru intre doua puncte albe?
-un purice cu vata in urechi

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#99

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Iepurasul trece prin padure si cade intr-o groapa. Intamplator soseste magarul, iepurasul il roaga sa il ajute, magarul intinde P. si il scoate. A doua zi, aceeasi faza, aceiasi protagonisti. A treia zi cade magarul in groapa! Iepurasul soseste, se agita, dar P. lui e prea mica, in sfarsit, scoate molecularul si cheama un alt magar care intinde P. si il scoate pe primul magar din groapa. Morala: cine are mobil are P. mica!

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#100

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Intrebare: Ce este un tigan pe bicicleta?
Raspuns: Mobilrom

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

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