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#176

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

A:-Mama,tata e bun?
M:-Da.
A:-Mama,tata e bun?
M:-Da, draga mamii!
A:-Mama, tata e bun?
M:-Da, mama,dar mai lasa-l sa fiarba!

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#177

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

-Alinuta, termina cu dansul acela dracesc si scoate degetele din priza!!

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#178

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Profu' de fizica o intreaba pe Alinuta:
-Stii care sunt cele doua cuvinte pe care le folosesc cu precadere elevii?
- Nu stiu.
-Exact! Astea sunt!

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#179

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

A:- Tata, tata, nu-mi place la pescuit!
T:- Taci din gurÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â£ Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Âºi nu te mai zbate...

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#180

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

-De ce Alinuta a fost ingropata intr-o groapa de 50m?
-Deoarece nu a putut fi dezlipita de pe bara tirului care a calcat-o!

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#181

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Mama:Alinuta nu-l mai legana pe tata....
Alinutza:da.........
Mama:Alinuta nu-l mai legana pe tata ca te spanzur si pe tine!

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#182

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#183

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Bunica o intreaba
pe nepoata sa:
-Alinuta ai vazut vreodata un cerb?
-Da , la televizor.
-Eu te intreb daca ai vazut in natura.
-Nu,pentru ca tata nu-mi da voie sa scot televizorul in curte.

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#184

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Alinuta la pescuit...dintr-o data se trezeste ca a prins pestisorul auriu...pestisorul:te rog da mi drumul itzi indeplinesc 3 dorintze daca mi dai drumul.Alinuta..bine fie..1Prima dorinta sa am multi bani...ok! 2.Sa am un fat frumos langa mine...ok!3.Sa mi mai indeplinesti inca 10 dorinte!

))

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#185

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Alinuta la prima ei intalnire cu un orb.Se pregateau pentru o partida salbatica de sex.El ii cauta p___a.N-o gasea.
Alinuta:
-Vezi mai la stanga.....mai la dreapta.........mai sus.........mai jos....
Dupa un timp, orbul:
-Da' unde e ma..?
-De ce crezi ca te-am pus s-o cauti?

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#186

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Alinuta mergea prin padure si la un moment dat se apleaca sa culeaga o floare. Cand a vrut sa se ridice a zis:
Ce o fi?
Fie ce o fi.

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#187

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Alinuta in metrou. Mama: -Alinuta, scoate capul de pe geamul ala. Nimic.-Alinuta, n-ai auzit, scoate capul de pe geamul ala. Nimic. -"Urmeaza statia Piata Unirii, cu peronul pe partea stanga".- Alinuta, ti-am zis sa treci pe dreapta, daca nu vrei sa ratezi iar stalpii!

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#188

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Ce are Alinuta in cos?
PUROI!!!

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#189

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Alinuta ce ai in cos? Dale guri, proteze,dinti,masele.

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#190

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

-Alinutza, scoate degetele din nasul bunicului tau si inchide sicriul!

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#191

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Cine e mai destept, un politist sau Alinuta?
Alinuta, pt. ca nu s-a facut politai.

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#192

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Micuta Alinuta priveste la televizor.
-Mama, dupa ce alearga caii aia?
-Dupa nimic, puisor. Primul sosit castiga premiul.
-Numai primul? Pai atunci de ce mai alearga si ceilalti?

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#193

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

- Alinuta, te-ai spalat astazi pe dinti?!
- Nu, tata!
- Dar ai cui sunt dintii de pe jos?

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#194

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Tati, ai vÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¥zut ce ochi frumosi are mama?
- Uite-i !!! (si-i aratÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¥ ÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â®n palmÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¥ dupÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¥ ce-i scoate din buzunar

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#195

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

- Ce e rosu si se invarte cu 50 de mile/h?
- Alinuta in mixer!

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#196

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Alinuta la munte, pe marginea prapastiei.
Mama: - Alinuta, vezi sa nu cazi in prapastie.
Alinuta:
-Bineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#197

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

alinuta era cu prietenul la munte;lui ii era cald si ea ii facea vant

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#198

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Alinuta ii cere lui tatu-sau 10000 lei, apoi pleaca la piata.
Peste 1 ora se intoarce si spune:
-Tata, am pierdut acei 10000!
-Cand?
-Cand mi-am luat inghetata!

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#199

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Alinuta: Mama, mi-am rupt un deget!
Mama: Saraca de tine! Unde l-ai rupt?
Alinuta: In ochii lui Gigel!

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

#200

Anime King
Hell Angeled Boy
Din: All The Worlds
Postari: 73716

Alinuta,te rog sa nu mai sari intr-un picior,ca ti-l rup si pe
celalalt.

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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms

I kill because I love it

King Kills
And so does Mr. President

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