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| #26 |
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What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms
I kill because I love it
King Kills
And so does Mr. President
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| #27 |
Anime KingHell Angeled BoyDin: All The Worlds
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What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9......
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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms
I kill because I love it
King Kills
And so does Mr. President
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| #28 |
Anime KingHell Angeled BoyDin: All The Worlds
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The Dogs
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's, discussing why they were there. The first dog, a poodle, told his woeful tale.
"My owners bought the great new sports car with leather seats. They took me for a ride in it one day, and I was so excited, I couldn't help myself. I wet all over the backseat. I'm here to be put down." The other two dogs nodded sympatheticly, then the second, a Kelpie, explained his situation.
"A brand new Persian rug had just been placed in the loungeroom, and it was very expensive. My owners made a big fuss of it, when it came. Then, once when I was in the room, I had an incredible urge to roll all over it. So I did, and ended up getting quite a bit of my fur over the mat. My owners were very annoyed, and sent me here to be put to sleep." The other two dogs nodded, and the first dog asked the third, a German Shepard, what he was there for.
"My owner has this habit of cleaning the house in the nude, and once when she was cleaning under the sofa, I just couldn't help myself. I jumped on and had the ride of my life." The other dogs tut-tutted.
"So you're here to be put down too?" he asked. The Shepard shook his head.
"No, just to get my nails clipped!"
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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms
I kill because I love it
King Kills
And so does Mr. President
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| #29 |
Anime KingHell Angeled BoyDin: All The Worlds
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16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children.
Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car.
So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach.
When she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well.
16 years later
16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said "mom mom guess what?"
"What?"
I pissed out a bullet.
So the mother told her what happened 16 years ago.
Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said "mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet."
So the mom told her what happend 16 years ago.
Then the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said "mom mom guess what?"
The mom said "let me guess you pissed out a bullet."
"No i was jacking off and i shot the dog!"
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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms
I kill because I love it
King Kills
And so does Mr. President
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| #30 |
Anime KingHell Angeled BoyDin: All The Worlds
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Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends.
She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees.
The boy says to the girl: "Go on climb that tree."
The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls pants.
After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened.
Her mum says: "oh my stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."
The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met THAT boy again.
He told her to climb again and she did.
when she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: "My stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."
The girl replied and said: "No actually I tricked him, this time i did not wear any pants!"
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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms
I kill because I love it
King Kills
And so does Mr. President
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| #31 |
Anime KingHell Angeled BoyDin: All The Worlds
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Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.
'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.
'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!
'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.
'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.
The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'
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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms
I kill because I love it
King Kills
And so does Mr. President
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| #32 |
Anime KingHell Angeled BoyDin: All The Worlds
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Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.
The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke."
The second woman said, "My husband's like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps."
The third woman was silent until she was asked, "Tell us about your husband."
She thought for a moment and said, "My husband's like an Olympic gold-medal-winning quarter-miler."
"How so?"
"He's got his time down to under 40 seconds."
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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms
I kill because I love it
King Kills
And so does Mr. President
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| #33 |
Anime KingHell Angeled BoyDin: All The Worlds
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Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a
busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.
Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.
The blonde realises he is staring and
inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?"
"Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and promises to avert his eyes.
"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."
Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss.
Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do.
"I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him.
"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. Joe moves over
and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"
Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"
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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms
I kill because I love it
King Kills
And so does Mr. President
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| #34 |
Anime KingHell Angeled BoyDin: All The Worlds
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Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!"
"I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check in my pocket."
"Oh really," she spat. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour!"
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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms
I kill because I love it
King Kills
And so does Mr. President
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| #35 |
Anime KingHell Angeled BoyDin: All The Worlds
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Your Girlfriend
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms
I kill because I love it
King Kills
And so does Mr. President
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| #36 |
Anime KingHell Angeled BoyDin: All The Worlds
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Butler City
There once was a town named after a famous fat person, Brenda Butler, named the Butler City. There was a city next door named the B.O. City, as you can guess by the name it stunk. The Butler City residents thought that it was a good name, since it stunk and the name had something to do with that, so they thought they should change there name to something like that but have it still relate to the famous Brenda Butler. Finally they had it. They decided to switch around the letters of the town next door. Now that city is the O.B. City.
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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms
I kill because I love it
King Kills
And so does Mr. President
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| #37 |
Anime KingHell Angeled BoyDin: All The Worlds
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Your Mama Is So Fat...
Your mamma is so fat when she put on a malcom x t-shirt a helicopter landed.
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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms
I kill because I love it
King Kills
And so does Mr. President
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| #38 |
Anime KingHell Angeled BoyDin: All The Worlds
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Yo Mama
Yo mama's so stupid she tried to pawn an onion ring.
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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms
I kill because I love it
King Kills
And so does Mr. President
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| #39 |
Anime KingHell Angeled BoyDin: All The Worlds
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Expiration Date
[Directed at a radio announcer] The way you stink up the radio waves, somebody ought to check the expiration date on your brain!
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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms
I kill because I love it
King Kills
And so does Mr. President
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| #40 |
Anime KingHell Angeled BoyDin: All The Worlds
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So Ugly
Yo' mamas so ugly, yo' daddy took her to work just so he didnt have to kiss her "goodbye".
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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms
I kill because I love it
King Kills
And so does Mr. President
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| #41 |
Anime KingHell Angeled BoyDin: All The Worlds
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Yo Mama Lines
I went into your house, took a booger off the wall, and yo mama told me not to touch the family portrait.
Yo mama's so fat, her doctor diagnosed her with a rapid flesh eating disease. Now she's got only 36 more years to live!
Did you know flies were given wings so that they could beat yo mama to the dump?
Heard yo mama fills up the bathtub ... THEN puts the water in.
If Ugliness were bricks, yo mama would have her own projects.
Know how they made the movie, "Speed"?
They dressed your mama up and drove her while they dangled a Hostess Cupcake in front of her.
Hey, I got nothing to say about Yo Mama cuz she's a saint ... a Saint Bernard.
What's the difference between yo mama and a water buffalo?
About 25 pounds.
How do you even it up?
Either force-feed the buffalo, or shave yo mama.
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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms
I kill because I love it
King Kills
And so does Mr. President
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| #42 |
Anime KingHell Angeled BoyDin: All The Worlds
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The Beach
Your mama is so stupid when she went to the beach the whales started singing "We Are Family".
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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms
I kill because I love it
King Kills
And so does Mr. President
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| #43 |
Anime KingHell Angeled BoyDin: All The Worlds
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The Parrot
A young punk gets on the crosstown bus and sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man.
The young punk has spiked, multi-coloured, green, purple and orange hair. His clothing is a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he's without shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright red, yellow and green feathers.
The old man glares at the young punk for the next ten miles, as the bus travels across the city.
Finally the punk looks across at the old man, and yells, "What are you looking at, old man! Didn't you do anything wild when you were young?"
Without missing a beat, the old man replies, "Yeah. Back when I was very young and in the Navy, I got really drunk in Singapore and had sex with a parrot....I thought you might be my son."
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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms
I kill because I love it
King Kills
And so does Mr. President
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Anime KingHell Angeled BoyDin: All The Worlds
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Yo Mama Is So Stupid
yo mama is so stupid she went to the movie theater and it said under 17 not addmitted and she went and got 16 of her friends
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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms
I kill because I love it
King Kills
And so does Mr. President
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| #45 |
Anime KingHell Angeled BoyDin: All The Worlds
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Your Mama
Your mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got a hippy in a headlock.
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) AM THE GOD OF THE Worlds and ) ruel the Kingdoms
I kill because I love it
King Kills
And so does Mr. President
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Sesshoumaru: (melts a hole in Inuyasha's chest with his poison hand)
Inuyasha: aaahhhhhh
Sesshoumaru: (pulls out his hand)
Inuyasha: (falls face down on the ground and lays motionless)
Sesshoumaru: ... (looking down at Inuyasha and kicks Inuyasha's lifeless body a few times) ... uhhh Inuyasha???.... oh damn, he's dead......
Director: cut cut cut.... Inuyasha????? ... SESSHOUMARU, YOU KILLED HIM!!!! AAHHHH I'M RUIN.... SESSHOUMARU (running after him with a gun)
Sesshoumaru: oh no, gotta fly (Sesshoumaru is on a cloud and flying away from the director)
Director: aaaaahhhhh damn you, Sesshoumaru... this is coming out of your paychecks!
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Inuyasha: I don't suppose I can have both of them
Shippou: You two timing
Miroku: Well, it's a common problem between men such as ourselves. That's one thing to have both, but another to keep it a secret. For, if either girls were to find out... ugh... oh no... (looks around and sees Sango, Kikyou, and Kagome surrounding the boys)
Sango: JERKS (starts whacking Miroku with her boomerang)
Inuyasha: uhhh Kikyou, Kagome, I can explain.....
Kikyou and Kagome: (pull out their bows and arrows and about to shoot Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: aaahhhhhhhh (running for his life)
Director: girls... what are you doing???? stop girls before you kill them...
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esshoumaru: Jaken (pulls out his Tenseiga and cuts Jaken with it)
Jaken: aaahhh lord Sesshoumaru... why????? (falls down)
Sesshoumaru: get up, Jaken. You're fine.
Jaken: (lays lifelessly on the ground)
Sesshoumaru: (kicks Jaken's body a few times) he's dead... oh, no...not again... (looks at his sword) hey! this isn't my Tenseiga!!!
Director: who switched Sesshoumaru's Tenseiga with a real sword??? (a Jaken hater runs from the studio) aaahhhh get that idiot people.... (everyone on the set is chasing after Jaken's murderer)
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Kouga: (got Kagome and starts running away) aaahhhh (slips on a banana peel...)
Kouga and Kagome: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (are falling off the cliff)
Director: CUT!!!! who puts that banana peel there???
Inuyasha: (eating bananas) ugh... oppss.... (runs away)
Director: aaaahhhhhhh (starts slamming his head against the rock) aaahhhh
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Sesshoumaru: (grabs his ear and runs his fingers through his hair)
Inuyasha: uumm!!! Sesshoumaru, don't you think that kinda girly???
Sesshoumaru: !!! girly???
Director: ummm I think Inuyasha is right, Sesshoumaru... maybe you shouldn't run your fingers through your hair like that....
Sesshoumaru: HOW DARE YOU CALL I, SESSHOUMARU, GIRLY. (transforms into his huge dog demon form and attacks Inuyasha and the director)
Inuyasha and Director: aaahhhhh (run away and hide)
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